What's Coming Down the "Pipe!"

With one of the wilder expressions I'm familiar with as the title of this post and more than my fair share of bourbon doing whatever magical things it does in my stomach, I regret to inform you, True Believer, that this post is not especially interesting.

For some reason the photo uploading feature on Blogger is not working for me and my browser, right now. I don't know why. I don't know anything.

For instance, at this very moment you could be gazing upon a photo of me hang-gliding from the back of the world's largest naked-lady-human pyramid. I set a world record! 

...but you don't get to see that photo, because Blogger is a seedy, porno-theater-district of a website, where people collectively open their trench coats and feverishly masturbate in front of one other. The irony, of course, is that we're each opening our individual trench coat to another trench coat-opener who, horribly, is facing towards yet another trench coat-opener and so on and so on, ad infinitum. 

It's like an M.C. Escher drawing crossed with an M.C. Cock n' Roll Will Never Die! rap song. Don't bother searching for a song by M.C. Cock n' Roll Will Never Die! because he/she/it is not real. I just made he/she/it up. Just now! Poof!  

...consider yourself on the losing, confused end of the open trench coat deal. Sorry, True Believer!

So, this weekend is the TNF Endurance Challenge 80K race in Santiago. I'm feeling spunkier than ever! 

Also, I've signed up for my FIRST 100 miler! La Misión in Argentina! 

Thanks "mucho" to this guy and this guy for getting me to sign up for something so painful and silly!

NOTE:
It's when I re-read posts like this the next morning that I remember why I made a pledge to myself to post only photos with captions and no blocks of text.