"highly realistic simulated beard models?" ...hahahahahahahaha!
this article is too much, man. i laughed so hard while reading it that i actually shot whiskey out of my nose. which felt like awesome.
but then also like horrible hell.
i still haven't cleaned the tears from my beard.
got out to the mountains today for the first time in too long. my knee is still not better. but i don't care. mutiny will not be tolerated aboard this ship.
it's a short vid! i swear! plus you get to see how i look once i've run out of contact lenses! bonus feature!
two more days. back to the States. which will be great. but let me take a moment to thank the nation of Chile for giving me a holiday today in honor of the Virgen del Carmen.
She'd just be called "Carmen" if she had met me...
...i keep forgetting that i don't have any contact lenses and i've grown this beard and that means i no longer can even begin to hope for any random play at the bars. let alone from religous-holiday-worthy babes (judging from a painting i saw near a church the other day).