garbage can for a garbage man

i've now consumed 4 green monsters. i might have spilt a bit of baby shit into one of them, but there is literally no way to know that. such is life.

green monster #1

it took longer than anticipated for my new blender to arrive. $30.00 dollars later...

-spinach

-celery

-chia

-anti-oxidant supplement

-protein supplement (chocolate, thank god)

-banana

-strawberry greek yogurt (it was past due)

-soy milk

i should start calling these Oscars. 'cause he was green. and he was all about garbage.