Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Finally a new shoe sponsor

After 31 years of being overlooked by shoe companies, one finally pulled its shoe-making head out of its shoe-making ass. I'm happy to announce my 2014-15 racing will be completely funded by Cole Haan.

http://www.zerogrand.com/


Just gotta work off this udder-like beer gut and I'll be all set to rip. Milk me, True Believer, and I'll milk you right back.

Love,
Cow Patty.

3 comments:

Lucho said...

Those are fucking bad-ass! I wear size 10.5. Just sayin.

brownie said...

+1

josh z. said...

P. lives! Jog on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KetnO1na-Jo