Monday, November 11, 2013

The next-best timed sport.

Sorry for the several posts that are just links. I'll try to actually write something in the next week or so. Who am I talking to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIaovi1JWyY#t=73

Love,
Future champion of Competitive Plane Disembarking.

GODDAMN IT! SOMEONE ALREADY SNAPPED UP www.iPlaneDisembarkFast.com !!!

adios, retirement.


3 comments:

GZ said...

Interesting on that record. Not a single elderly or heavy set person like I encounter on any of my flights.

Patrick Thurber said...

i thought the same thing and it makes me nervous. apparently those speed-disembarkings are how the airline manufacturer proves that the plane is designed safely...

...can you imagine arguing with the stewardess "i want to change seats. this person next to me is too fat and i'm afraid for my life." i'll try it on my next international flight. i get really bored.

J. said...

^^^ laughing at this comment.