Friend Lora is harder than nails.

Toenails that is...

http://theaccidentalrunners.blogspot.com/2014/07/how-to-remove-your-toenails-like-boss.html

Ha-cha-cha-chaaaa...

Uncultured Shock

"You can't change the night into day,
And you can't take the milk,
from the milky way.
You can't take the sun from the sky,
And you can't put the light,
in Ray Charles eyes."



But you can have a great day today, True Believer. And I'll see you back here in just a sec.

Desafío Cumbres tomorrow! Max King interview! good grief so many races...

Tomorrow is a high altitude madness race in Chile (one of two, actually. goddamn. check out that old Andes Infernal!).

Here we have an interview with Max King, courtesy of TrailChile.com and Awesomeness.Life.

My good friend Max Keith is conducting. It's Maximum Max, with Max on Max Axion! What else could you ax for? Axhole...

This interview has all of the highlights! Barroom background noise! Questionable conversion of meters and feet! Max King's so-so pronunciation of Spanish words! Max Keith's clearly nervous questions (Max se maneja mejor en inglés jaja) that are still awesome and end up creating a really entertaining interview!

Jungle Ultra 2014

I'm just jogging around the farm roads of Michigan right now. Life is fine (if a little cold and snowy...WTF April?). I've got a few races I'd like to do around here, but I don't have a bank account yet so I haven't registered for them. I'm working at my favorite bicycle shop in the world once again...so life is genuinely very cushy and lovely right now.

Here's another quick interview with a good friend and great runner, Daniel Rowland. Click the comments to see my amazing translating skills at work!

Post by Daniel Rowland.